My lanky hipster <3
This is the last straw.
First, there was that abnormally tall thin hipster guy I saw on campus.
Then, there was the tall muscular guy arguing with a shorter, skinnier guy in the grocery store.
Then, there was the kid with bleached hair, blue sweatshirt, and khaki shorts in the same grocery store.
Now, look what I fucking found in an antique store today. MR. PICKLES. (Okay it was a mink, not a ferret, BUT STILL.)
I am not shitting you about any of this and I’m really beginning to worry.
Have you seen my dash? Miles and miles of RotG and AUs
…that was weird.
Omg that was ridiculously adorable
This is a scene from chapter 3 and but I didnt know what markings Pitch had on his sleeve so I just wrote PITCH in the lunar alphabet
In which Proto and Pitchiner bond in a thrift store, and Pitchiner gets a surprise visit in his room.
Warning: NSFW. Graphic depiction of oral sex/some choking.
This. Was. Incredibly. Sexy OMFG I can totally see Pitchiner skyping with Pitch and when he starts jackin off or Pitch talks about blowing him HE IMMEDIATELY THINKS OF WHAT PROTO DID ASFGKLFD
In which Pitchiner is forced to stay and take a remedial summer course at NDU, and is unpleasantly surprised to find that Proto spends his summers on campus. Which leaves them alone. Together. All. Summer.
this is so perfectly and utterly proto I think I might cry
I am kinda turned on by this couple…..or by the fact PROTO HAD AN ERECTION AND MY BRAIN STOPPED WORKING RIGHT
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
THIS IS THE WORST PART GUYS.
OH HELL NO
Note that these fics are not all necessarily official or consecutive, as they are by a wide array of authors, but all use the Nightmare Dorks University and Evil Boyfriends University AU
I made a list for future reading but Im pretty sure Im missing a few D: If you see one im missing please…